If I had a hammer...

"they-will-know-my-velocity" (velocitah) 12/04/2015 at 16:46 • Filed to: Raptor

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And other assets that I could sell that would collectively add up to the sum total of a Raptor...

I know it’s big and I don’t need it and blah blah I live in Texas and I don’t like trucks but these things are rad.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > they-will-know-my-velocity 12/04/2015 at 16:54

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CEO of my company DD’s one.

See that? You just instantly made an assumption he uses it as a standard commuter car.

Except it has Off Road/Off Road Trail passes on it and every couple weeks it’s caked in mud.

So proud of him for not being the typical CEO that drives it to work and home without using it.

HammerheadFistpunch > they-will-know-my-velocity 12/04/2015 at 16:55

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Still gets better mpg than my daily.

they-will-know-my-velocity > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 12/04/2015 at 17:14

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I don’t off road but I would maul my neighbor’s field if I had a Raptor. He regularly rips a doughnut off in his truck so, it’s accepted behavior in the neighborhood.

My girlfriend hates them and threatens to leave me if I buy one. I plan on testing this at some point.

Future next gen S2000 owner > they-will-know-my-velocity 12/04/2015 at 17:16

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There are many fish in the sea.

they-will-know-my-velocity > Future next gen S2000 owner 12/04/2015 at 17:21

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But only one Raptor for meeeeeeeeeeee

Autohaus Derp > HammerheadFistpunch 12/04/2015 at 17:27

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And mine!

spanfucker retire bitch > they-will-know-my-velocity 12/04/2015 at 17:39

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The Ford Raptor and Grand Cherokee SRT are two vehicles that are the antithesis of everything I stand for and would ever looking for in a vehicle - yet I desperately want both anyways.

they-will-know-my-velocity > spanfucker retire bitch 12/04/2015 at 18:40

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I know, I don’t want an F-150 at all but THIS F-150...

That 6.2L is glorious.

Dusty Ventures > they-will-know-my-velocity 12/04/2015 at 19:34

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That wheel/tire combo makes me sad

they-will-know-my-velocity > Dusty Ventures 12/04/2015 at 22:33

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Yeah some nice Weld wheels are nice. Even the Ford Racing wheels look better. Still, clean.

Dusty Ventures > they-will-know-my-velocity 12/05/2015 at 06:43

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I meant because those are “I want to look like I go off road” wheels and tires, not “I actually go off road” wheels and tires

they-will-know-my-velocity > Dusty Ventures 12/05/2015 at 09:23

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It’s a common look in Texas. I love hearing a big set of 33 inch mudslingers wailing at 80mph on the highway. It lets me know the driver is a real man.

Dusty Ventures > they-will-know-my-velocity 12/05/2015 at 10:21

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That needs a star

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > they-will-know-my-velocity 12/05/2015 at 20:38

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If she’s the one, she won’t keep you from getting the vehicle you love.

Go rip a nice doughnut!